ISSUE 2: STAR YECCH! – A PIX-PARODY

Just so you don’t think we’re raving worshippers at the shrine of Saint STAR TREK, we’ve decided to have a little fun with a show where every planet has, coincidentally enough, the same percentage of breathable oxygen and the same gravity as does our own. We’ve been good enough sports to devote a whole issue of THE MONSTER TIMES to the show, perhaps rabid-eyed TREKKIES won’t be too terribly put off by our smug view of what the series could have been had some inept clods really gotten hold of it. Inept clods like us, for instance.

So we proudly present our special MONSTER TIMES FOTO COMIX – a special imaginary segment of a hypothetical series: